It's a grenaaaaaaaaaaaade!

For those that might not catch the reference, "Top Secret" is a sleeper of a parody movie. Val Kilmer ripped it. Here's some fun from that flick:

Mad pokin' fun at the Swedes.

So shoes were ordered and both came today. Exactly what I needed. I thought about saving some of that refund, but I figured I haven't really treated myself in a bit, so why not.

So the bandwagon's on at work. Our sales director is even after me to get my licensing done. Driving me crazy. I don't need much more to do, even though some more sales would be nice, but that's always the case. I could always do more. I know I have to get it, I know it, but damn, I just don't have that concentration right now. At least tonight, I'll say that. Tomorrow's it. For those that read, please check up on me and make sure I'm somewhat hittin' the books. It's college all over again, but with more studying.

I damn near forgot about this track, even though it's been on my ipod forever. "What is there to talk about? / You was just frontin, now it ain't nuttin / Ain't that somethin?"

Ode to (Today's) Porn

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"Watchmen" was a snoozefest

Sorry for all you hurts out there, but it's true. I can't remember the last movie I walked out on prior to this one, if there even was any. It couldn't have moved any slower if it tried. I know that I saw this at 10:30 at night. I know it was a 3 hour movie. But shit, I also know that if I had seen this at 1:00 pm, wide awake, I still would've fallen asleep. I think I was out for like 15 mins and missed a fair amount of stuff. And by that time, I didn't want to listen to that stuff anymore. It felt as someone was reading the comic book to me.

Sadly, my comic book hat was on in full force and it made me think, who would win? Mr. Manhattan vs. Silver Surfer?

And finally, things will calm down at work this week. Today's going to be a chill day of cleaning house, shopping and shooting. Wade's hopefully going to come through on these today:

I think these are just what I needed to get me out of this funk. Still amazing how a bit of shopping can cure all your ails.

I've been DL'ing something fierce lately and stepped up my Faith No More game a lot. I leave you w/ this gem. *shakes Arsenio finger at computer*

So due to some popular demand, I'm back

And by popular, I mean two people. However, one of which is close to me, the other is in another country, so therefore, I'm international. Buggin'? I think not!

For those that know, you know the intro. For those that don't, it's only for the opening of Chuck D's rhyme in the first verse. Alas, I am not a rhyme animal.

I'm back and I gotta admit, it feels good. I guess Facebook took over for a while and I forgot my roots. The advantage of the instant updates as to what I'm doing and with whom, or whom I'm doing kinda end up taking precedence over a long drawn out Blog.

Most of you know, I've found a new full-time hobby:

And I couldn't be happier. No the barrel isn't broken, it sits up like that when cocked back. I completed my conceal carry permit safety course with Rob Ivery last Saturday. Mad props to him, those in VA reading this and you're considering getting this, he comes HIGHLY recommended and knows his shit. So that paperwork is getting filed in the coming weeks. And my shooting time will be increased as I already have time planned to go a few times this week and to keep that habit up. It adds up, but I think I'll sorta be saving in the long run, it's not that spendy, so long as you bandwagon fuckers don't keep driving up the price of 9mm ammo!

So speaking of the coming weeks. I volunteered myself at work, for something, but it's basically what I needed. My boss keeps harping about me getting my life insurance license. I know I HAVE to get it, but I've been slackin'. I failed the test last year, but now I have until the end of this month to get it. Damn, just damn. But my shit is on the line, not my job at least, but basically my future. So over the next 4 weeks, if I don't talk to you at night, don't be offended. I'm focusing on bettering myself. Hard, because I'm not a selfish person. :o

And now I leave you with this, some good studying music, at least for me. It just came on Top Gear a few minutes ago. I heart me some Shadow, and will so this month while studying. Thanks again yall.