"Wit 'cho white ass! Ugly mothafucka!"

Now, as a white person, when another white person says a phrase like this, I cannot help but raise an eyebrow. Wouldn't you?

In continuation of yesterday's blog, this was the event that capped the night as we were leaving the bar. We saw a fine specimen of the white trash sector scream this phrase to the bouncer (loosely used) at the bar. She got denied from going in the place to use the bathroom because she was under age (and beyond drunk at that, thanks for checking ID's Washington).

So in true white trash fashion, she threatens to pee on the sidewalk. Myself and everyone I was with was mooned with a pair of granny panties (the fuck?) while she went to bend down. I :heart: people. I might say some dumb shit or act even dumber when drunk, but I cannot fathom whipping it out and pissing on a busy ass street in DC. Course, maybe I've never been that drunk either.

I enjoy making fun of white people, and all people for that matter. I openly use the term "white boy" when speaking about other white dudes and the same goes for "white girl." I dunno that I would talk down to someone and their "white ass" for being white. What would cause you to do that when you're more pale than me, hair is blonder and eyes bluer?

Ah and finally, for those that know me and the fact that I have a computer now. Enjoy the laugh, for those that don't know, put 5 and 1 together.