Can't get much more random than this

While pickin' up a pack of jacks at the 7/11 near my office, I was accosted by a random black dude outside. I don't know that this is a common thing, however, I would assume it works real well.

Bought said jacks and then dude followed me outside. He proceeded to ask me for a cigarette knowing that I just bought a pack. Great move? Well, I got tired of hearing his pleading for a jack so I gave him one. However, this is the strange thing, he ripped it in half. And then on top of that, he proceeded to ask me for another one.

Talk about the gift horse in the mouth.

Here's a little funk for everyone, great summertime jam:

I think the worse thing about these older videos are the comments. Read them for a kick if you realize the funny.